The later tiers include explicit instructions for oral sex, penetration, restraint, and power exchange. Expansion content goes deeper into specific niches like anal play and spanking. If that's too much, this game isn't for you.
If you're a committed couple with open communication and a desire to explore each other fully, yes. The game moves at your pace. Every card can be skipped. You decide how far it goes.
Right now, the cards are written for the physical mechanics of a man and a woman, so Unspeakable Things is designed for heterosexual couples. Same-sex editions are something we genuinely want to make down the road, they're just not ready yet.
Some cards call for props like toys, restraints, or a blindfold. Most couples already have what they need, and you can always improvise or skip any card that doesn't fit your setup.
130 game cards, 4 rules cards, and 5 blank cards (in the unlikely event we didn't include your kink).
Yes. Before you begin, agree on a safe word, a word either of you can say at any time to pause or stop completely, no questions asked. We recommend something unambiguous that wouldn't come up naturally during play. A common choice is simply RED.
Stop. Safe word or not, if either of you wants to stop, you stop. Unspeakable Things is designed to be played by two willing participants. The moment that changes, the game ends.
The game is built for two consenting adults in a committed relationship, and it depends on ongoing consent between you. Before you begin, we recommend discussing your boundaries: what's on the table, what isn't. Be clear with each other, and check in as you go.
It depends on your pace. The time you spend on each card is entirely up to you. Sessions can last from half an hour to several hours.
Yes. Always. No card is mandatory. If something doesn't work for your setup, your mood, or your boundaries, skip it and draw the next one.
Ritual: draw and play in order within each tier. Authored: one partner designs the night, selecting the cards intentionally. Bonded: draw three, decide together which one to play.
We're a small husband and wife operation. Orders ship twice a week, usually on Mondays and Thursdays. Standard delivery takes 5 to 10 business days after that. For questions about your order, reach us at hello@playunspeakablethings.com. Full details on our Shipping page.
Not yet. We currently ship within the United States only. International shipping is on our radar for the future.
We accept returns on unopened, undamaged products within 30 days of delivery. Due to the nature of the product, we cannot accept returns on opened items. For damaged or defective items, contact us within 30 days and we'll make it right. Full details on our Returns page.
All orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging. Nothing on the outside indicates what's inside. The return address reads Unspeakable Games LLC.
As "Unspeakable Things."
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