Unspeakable Things
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Unspeakable Things

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temptation.

130 escalating cards. For adult couples who love sex.

$44.99  ·  Base game, 130 cards  ·  Three expansions available

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What it is. / What it isn't.

What it is What it isn't
A physical card game for couples. A party game for groups.
Commands, not suggestions. Conversation starters or dares.
Five tiers of escalating intensity. Random juvenile acts.
For couples who already have great sex. Relationship therapy in disguise.
Made to push past your limits. A game that plays it safe.
"Finally, a sex game we will actually play."
— Beta tester

Every couples game we tried was jokey, tame, or barely scratched the surface. We're an adventurous husband and wife who wanted something that assumed we already knew each other and actually pushed us somewhere new. We couldn't buy it, so we built it.

Unspeakable Things goes further than the rest. Real sex. Real kink. We hope you enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it.

— M&C

Five tiers.
One night.

Real intensity.
Real escalation.

Cards escalate across 5 tiers.
From slow tension to something unforgettable.
The further you go, the more intense it gets.

Tap any card to explore the tiers

The Pact
The Pact

The rules for the evening.
Obey them.

Two unique session modifiers

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Temptation
Temptation

Give in.
The night is just beginning.

Complete 8 acts

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Lust
Lust

Consuming.
No turning back.

Complete 8 acts

tap back
Delirium
Delirium

Explicit.
Intense.
Unspeakable.

Complete 8 acts

tap back
Surrender
Surrender

One card.
The night ends here.

He finishes.
Make sure she already has.

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How to play.

Establish The Pact

Draw two cards from The Pact deck.
They govern the entire night.

Escalate

Eight cards in Temptation.
Then Lust. Then Delirium.
The further you go,
the more intense it gets.

Surrender

A single Surrender card ends the night.
He finishes here.
Make sure she already has.

Every card is either an act for him, an act for her, or a shared act.Draw it. Read it. Do it.

Choose your mode.

Three ways to play.

Ritual

The original.

Within each tier, draw the top card. Perform the act.
Skip any card that doesn't work for you.

Authored

A customized experience.

One partner designs the entire night,
handpicking the cards and the order.

Bonded

A collaborative experience.

Draw three cards instead of one.
Choose one together.
The rest go back in the deck.

"My wife was a little nervous at first, but being able to skip any card was a game changer. We had a great time."
— Beta tester

A preview of what's inside.

The Pact
The Toll — a Pact card
Temptation
Clockwise — a Temptation card
Lust
Puppet — a Lust card
Delirium
Feral — a Delirium card (body text censored)
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Surrender
Yum — a Surrender card (body text censored)
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Go further.

The base game is just the beginning.

Forbidden

Forbidden

34 anal-focused acts, across all five tiers, from the mild to the truly depraved.

There are even a few for him…
if you're feeling brave.

Disciplined

Disciplined

34 impact-focused acts, across all five tiers, from a light sting to the truly severe.

Who needs to be punished?
Cards for both of you… or just one.
Your call.

Goddess

Goddess

34 acts of devotion, across all five tiers, from gentle worship to total submission.

She leads. He serves.
She takes him as she pleases.

Expansion content requires Unspeakable Things base game.

"We ended up playing for 3 hours!"
— Beta tester

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