Unspeakable Things
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Unspeakable
Things

It starts with a spark.
It builds from there.

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For couples who expect more.
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What it is
  • —A physical card game for couples
  • —Commands, not suggestions
  • —Five tiers of escalating intensity
  • —130+ cards designed to push beyond the expected
  • —Built for couples who are ready for more
What it isn't
  • ✕A party game for groups
  • ✕Conversation starters or dares
  • ✕Mild, tasteful, coffee table content
  • ✕Relationship therapy in disguise
  • ✕For couples just getting started
The Pact
The Pact

Before the flame, the agreement. Draw a Terms card. It governs the entire night. Some rules persist. Some consequences are immediate.

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Sparks
Sparks

The ignition. Cards that build tension, anticipation, and desire. Eight cards to advance. Do not rush.

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Flames
Flames

Sustained burn. Real intensity. You have passed the point of going back. Eight cards to advance.

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Inferno
Inferno

Cards that go where other games are afraid to. Nothing held back. Everything earned.

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Consumed
Consumed

The finale. Unlocked only after everything before it. One card. The night ends here. Burn beautifully.

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How to play

Draw. Obey. Burn.

01 Establish The Pact

Two rules to define the evening. Obey them.

02 Draw. Engage. Advance.

Draw a card. Read it aloud. Do Unspeakable Things…

03 Become Consumed

Unlock the final tier. Extinguish the flames. The night ends here.

Choose your mode

Three Ways to Burn

Ritual
Ritual

Ritual

Surrender control.

The deck decides.

Draw and play in order. No choices, no skipping. Just surrender.

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Authored
Authored

Authored

One designs.

One surrenders.

One partner selects the cards. The other follows. Intentional by design.

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Bonded
Bonded

Bonded

Choose together.

Then commit.

Draw 3 cards. Decide together which act to complete.

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A taste

Every card is a command.
Obey.

The Toll
The Throne
The Menu

Burn beautifully

What comes next

Burn hotter. Three expansions, ready when you are.

Sacred Passage

Sacred Passage

A new frontier. Trust and preparation required.

20+ cards across five tiers.

Disciplined

Disciplined

Impact. Heat. Control. For couples ready to feel the burn.

20+ cards across five tiers.

Goddess

Goddess

She decides. He obeys. Absolute power. Absolute beauty.

20+ cards across five tiers.

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Playtest First to test the deck
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