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  Unspeakable Things sitemap.

  Eight pages. Every URL here is the CANONICAL spelling, copied from each
  page's own <link rel="canonical">, not the extensionless form. Netlify
  serves both /shop and /shop.html with a 200, which means the site has two
  live URLs for every page; the canonical tag is what tells a crawler which
  one counts, and a sitemap that disagreed with it would undo that.

  checkout.html and confirmation.html are deliberately absent. One is a
  transaction form and the other bounces anyone arriving without an order in
  their session, so neither is a page anybody should land on from a search.

  No <changefreq> and no <priority>. Google ignores both and has said so;
  carrying them would be decoration that implies a precision we do not have.

  <lastmod> is the real file modification date. A wrong lastmod is worse than
  no lastmod, because crawlers that have learned a site's dates are unreliable
  stop reading them. Update these when a page's CONTENT changes, not when a
  script or a tracking tag does.
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  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-16</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/shop.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-16</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/reviews.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-16</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/faq.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/shipping.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/returns.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/privacy.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>

  <url>
    <loc>https://playunspeakablethings.com/terms.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-02</lastmod>
  </url>

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